Tag: Rep. David Simpson

Don’t Touch My Junk Bill Filed in Texas

Don't Touch My Junk!!!!

The Texas Ledge just keeps on giving. Republican State Representative David Simpson has filed a bill to make it a crime if a TSA agent touches your junk during a search.  This law would also affect DPS and any local police department. At first, he wanted to make it listed as sexual assault. It will now be listed as official oppression.



Hey Buddy.

Admittedly, David Simpson is kind of cute but I doubt TSA wants to grab his junk.  He might have to worry about Governor Perry but that is another story.

Thank you for wasting Tax Payers Money and Time!!!!