Charles Rosenthal Harris County District Attorney Press Release

Posted on 12/29/2007. Filed under: Charles Rosenthal, Harris County District Attorney, republican scandals, Texas Republicans |

Since Republicans always speak in double speak and you have to read between the lines to figure out what the hell they really mean, a friend of mine deciphered the latest press release from Charles “Horny Ass” Rosenthal Soon to be Former Harris County District Attorney

“For Immediate Release:
Contact: Chuck Rosenthal
Friday, December 28, 2007

Statement by Chuck Rosenthal

Recently some Harris County District Attorney inner office emails
have been released in the media. It makes me look like a hypocrite in
the Republican party, which lately is not hard to do.

I understand that I have said some things that have caused pain and
difficulty for my family, like saying in an email that I wanted to
have sex with my secretary, or simply wanting to caress her supple
firm breasteses. I deeply regret having said those things although I
had quite a woody when I did it.

I also understand that sometimes things happen for a purpose. Maybe
this will encourage my wife to leave my sorry ass, or for the Harris
County Republican Party to denounce my adulterous behavior and demand
my resignation. But I am not going to hold my breath since the party
is a bigger puss than my wife. And my wife knows who her daddy is.

This event has served as a wake-up call to me to raise myself to a
higher level both literally and figuratively.

Charles “Horny Ass” Rosenthal
Soon to be Former Harris County District Attorney”


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